1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,140 The following program contains very strong language and adult humor. 2 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,360 I'm being stalked. Being stalked by who? 3 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:21,620 By an eye in the sky. 4 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,220 Oh, for God's sake. What have you taken? 5 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,800 I have had a fucking drone follow me for the last two hours. 6 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,900 And everywhere I go, it's just there. 7 00:01:32,070 --> 00:01:35,890 Worrying. Watching me. Couple of them, you know, Amazon delivery thingies. Not 8 00:01:35,890 --> 00:01:36,890 fucking thing. 9 00:01:37,110 --> 00:01:38,490 Michael, it's not Skynet. 10 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:39,890 You fucking clown. 11 00:01:40,490 --> 00:01:41,690 How do you know he's following you? 12 00:01:42,130 --> 00:01:44,310 Because I tried to fucking lose it. 13 00:01:44,710 --> 00:01:46,090 I fucking ran away and I hid. 14 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,410 And he was just there. 15 00:01:48,090 --> 00:01:49,970 Like a creepy winged beast. 16 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,070 Have you got any enemies? 17 00:01:52,770 --> 00:01:53,770 Eh, no, no. 18 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:56,050 I'm all peace, love and happiness, sister. 19 00:01:56,930 --> 00:01:59,070 Only beef I've got is with fucking HMRC. 20 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,660 Fucking HMRC aren't after you, you daft twat. 21 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:04,180 Look, this is big brother. 22 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:10,000 This is fucking big. This is Orwell, this. Give over. Listen, just chill the 23 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,440 fuck out. Get him a brandy. 24 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:15,300 Just let's rationalise it a bit. I feel like I'm in an episode of Black Mirror. 25 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:18,140 You know a good one, not one of them weird ones where they try and be funny. 26 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,500 How long do they stay in the air for? 27 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,820 Like, 45 minutes max. I mean, it's only a small lithium polymer battery. 28 00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:28,820 God, it's not sexy knowledge, is it? Well, this polymethyl -y battery, 40 29 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:32,140 fucking minutes, wait till the bastard lands, and then you've got your drone 30 00:02:32,140 --> 00:02:35,400 infidel, haven't you? That, actually, is a very good idea. 31 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:36,439 Thanks, Steve. 32 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,600 Would you do that for me, brother? 33 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,740 Of course I will. We'll all do it, won't we? No, no. 34 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,198 Thank you. 35 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:45,560 I can't do it now, because I've got a lot of shit to do. I've got to go and 36 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:46,560 Dr Chris. 37 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:49,820 Fucking... Just let me know how you get on. See you later, everyone. 38 00:02:51,140 --> 00:02:52,140 Careful out there. 39 00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:56,510 Had we but world enough and time, this coyness lady were no crime. 40 00:02:56,810 --> 00:03:01,110 But time is short, so now let us sport us while we may. 41 00:03:01,470 --> 00:03:02,470 See what he's doing? 42 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:07,590 No. He's saying to his mistress, look, we're wasting time here, let's get to 43 00:03:07,590 --> 00:03:08,590 sweetheart. 44 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:12,790 Pluck the day, Vinnie. I get it, and in principle, fantastic. 45 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:17,470 In reality, we've got shit to do. Gotta make dinner, gotta wash up, gotta put 46 00:03:17,470 --> 00:03:20,230 your bins out. But sometimes I just wanna fucking stay in my shack. 47 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:25,410 I just don't want to see anyone or speak to them. You've got to find the joy in 48 00:03:25,410 --> 00:03:26,410 the small things. 49 00:03:26,610 --> 00:03:33,050 But like what, though? Like anything, everyday stuff. Like... Look, I 50 00:03:33,050 --> 00:03:34,190 befriended a squirrel. 51 00:03:34,990 --> 00:03:36,290 Really? Yeah. 52 00:03:37,870 --> 00:03:39,090 This little squirrel. 53 00:03:39,390 --> 00:03:44,930 Sweet little thing. He lives outside my window. I put a little bit of ciabatta 54 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:45,990 out for him. Ciabatta? 55 00:03:46,230 --> 00:03:49,110 Yeah. He shoots straight off his tree, comes straight down, picks it up. 56 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:54,100 He's looking at me with his little black beady eyes. And he's thinking, thank 57 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,420 you, human daddy. 58 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,860 I promise you, Vinnie, some days that's the best thing that happens to me all 59 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:01,800 day. Oh, fuck off. What's his name? 60 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,520 He's called Squirrel Nibbles. That's so lame, dude. You just made that up there. 61 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,160 Yeah, you did. I did not. 62 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:10,940 That's such a shit name for him, dude. I love you, human daddy. 63 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:13,520 Super lame, dude. He's my furry son. 64 00:04:15,020 --> 00:04:16,920 Ask him about the squirrel. 65 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,279 Don't tell everyone. 66 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,400 It's a DJI Mini 4. 67 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:25,780 Excellent picture quality. 68 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:28,920 What's it like being married to an NPC? 69 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:31,220 What's MCP? 70 00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:33,960 Just ignore her. You can fuck off, NPC. 71 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,060 I invited you on this bloody task. 72 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,179 What does it mean? 73 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:38,360 Non -playable character. 74 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:43,860 It's not even fucking accurate, OK? Because an NPC is devoid of 75 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:44,980 and decision -making. 76 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Oh, it's lowering. 77 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,200 Fuck. 78 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,480 Right, 79 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:50,900 head eastwards. 80 00:04:50,970 --> 00:04:52,490 What does that mean? Fucking left or right? 81 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:54,029 Right, right. 82 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:56,310 Oh, he's turning back south. What do you mean south? 83 00:04:56,650 --> 00:04:58,790 South. What fucking way am I going? You turn, you turn. 84 00:04:59,010 --> 00:05:00,130 Can't you turn here? 85 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:03,210 Okay, listen, he's heading back north. Stay fucking north. Don't fucking smash 86 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:04,230 your head. What is north? 87 00:05:04,590 --> 00:05:06,070 Where am I going? Fine, fine. 88 00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:07,770 Left, left. 89 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:08,990 West, west. 90 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:10,390 There's a little bollocks. 91 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:12,470 Here he is. Got him. Here he is. 92 00:05:13,570 --> 00:05:14,570 Oh, shit. 93 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:16,630 Oh. Just some little kid. 94 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,290 I'm going to photograph him. 95 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,940 I have never seen him before in my life. 96 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,460 We'll just follow him anyway, see where he goes. 97 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:28,580 He went in there. 98 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:37,640 Curtis Plum? Oh, my God! 99 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,040 Who are you? 100 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:41,500 Valerie Vine. 101 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:43,460 Have you been drone -stalking, my love? 102 00:05:43,780 --> 00:05:46,700 Drone -stalking? No, it was him behind you. 103 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,800 Well, I did it for you. 104 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:52,760 Oh! 105 00:05:53,660 --> 00:05:54,760 You'd better come in. 106 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,560 He's a good lad. 107 00:05:56,740 --> 00:05:58,500 Honestly, don't be cross with him. 108 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:02,280 Now, I told him the other night that I desperately wanted to find you. 109 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,280 But I'd heard you were living off -grid. 110 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,600 Heard you didn't use tech. 111 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:09,220 Uncontactable since you... Breakdown. 112 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:10,740 Was it an epiphany? 113 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,280 Right, yeah. 114 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,620 Right. So hang on a minute, you thought the best way to contact a man that had a 115 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:17,640 breakdown was just stalking with a drone? 116 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:18,860 It was an epiphany. 117 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:20,680 Well, it's gauged his movements. 118 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,500 See if he were back in sight. 119 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:24,720 Well, yeah, he's been back for ages. He's a rat catcher. 120 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:29,540 Rat catcher? Yeah, you know, like in a Zen way, not for financial gain. Tried 121 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:30,720 telling that to HMRC. 122 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:33,260 What do you want him for, anyway? 123 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:39,260 Well, back in the day, Curtis was this... Remember, everything starts with 124 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:40,720 It was this rave night. 125 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:43,760 Warehouses, all super illegal and exciting. 126 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:45,760 Well, Curtis was the main DJ. 127 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:51,460 Anyway, me and my husband, Vernon, well, we met at this night that Curtis and a 128 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:52,460 couple of the others started. 129 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:55,240 We fell in love to the tunes that he played. 130 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,400 Frankie Knuckles, Sleazy Dick, Mr Fingers. 131 00:06:58,640 --> 00:06:59,740 Are you making a show up? 132 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:01,560 His raves were our life. 133 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:04,720 The highs were like nothing you'd ever known. 134 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,140 It were a wicked time. 135 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:07,560 It was, Will. 136 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,640 It was, Will. 137 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:10,640 Long time ago. 138 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,140 What's that got to do with me now? 139 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,060 It's my Vernon. He's not well, Curtis. 140 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:20,360 Actually, let's cut the crab. He's dying. 141 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:21,620 Stage four. 142 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,600 They're giving him two years at the outside. 143 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:27,820 She's so sorry to hear that, pal. 144 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:32,620 And before he passes, I want us to have one last rave together. 145 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:36,580 Like it used to be. Some big whereabouts. All the old tunes playing. 146 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:37,840 And you. 147 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:40,950 Up there on the decks, taking us to heaven and back. 148 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:43,950 Listen, Val, I'm very touched. Honestly, I am. 149 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:48,190 That life, it wouldn't... It wouldn't go for me. 150 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:49,450 Please, Curtis. 151 00:07:50,350 --> 00:07:53,990 Those nights were, um... They were everything to us. 152 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:56,090 For Vernon. 153 00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:59,010 One last rave for a dying man. 154 00:08:00,310 --> 00:08:02,130 Not that picture, this is... 155 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,500 The times were the times. 156 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,340 They can't be recreated. 157 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:08,679 Yeah, why not? 158 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,240 Well, your fucking generation will never understand because it was pre 159 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,380 -internet, it was pre -mobile. 160 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,620 We weren't just partying for the sake of it, we were fucking sticking it up the 161 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:19,660 establishment. I mean, you've got to remember the time as well. We've got 162 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:24,420 unemployment, we've got crime, we've got fucking BMP marches everywhere and the 163 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,120 fucking youth, the youth, they had nothing. 164 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:28,680 Yeah, but how's that different to now? 165 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:32,500 You know, I was just starting to get known as a DJ. 166 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:36,960 When Acid House arrived on the scene, in this fucking pill everyone were calling 167 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:42,419 empathy, then they changed the name to the more appropriate, Ecstasy. Oh, fuck, 168 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:43,620 that's a good fact, man. 169 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:45,640 And it just fucking exploded. 170 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:49,700 You should have seen the fucking numbers, the energy, the unity. 171 00:08:50,140 --> 00:08:54,460 It was fucking sweat just pouring down the walls. That's very nice. People were 172 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:58,620 just hugging and dancing. It was this fucking togetherness. The cops fucking 173 00:08:58,620 --> 00:08:59,469 hated us. 174 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:02,850 They wouldn't let us operate in any of the clubs in the town, so we thought 175 00:09:02,850 --> 00:09:03,729 need somewhere bigger. 176 00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:06,810 There were all these derelict mills just sat empty. 177 00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:11,390 What, so you just broke in and put on a night? We made sound systems that could 178 00:09:11,390 --> 00:09:14,310 be dismantled. We rigged up lights. We draped a load of mad images. 179 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:17,050 We'd only reveal the venue at the very last minute. 180 00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:21,290 It was flocking. There were thousands and thousands of people. 181 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,970 The cops had no idea. 182 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:25,830 No one could compare. 183 00:09:26,110 --> 00:09:28,050 Special time and place for whatever returned. 184 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,600 Can you not do it for Val and Vern? 185 00:09:33,980 --> 00:09:35,200 Just make it an event. 186 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:41,320 Everything starts with an E is back. That's it. All the old ravers will love 187 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,380 They just want to relive the past. 188 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:45,460 New ravers will come. 189 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,820 They want to experience what it was like. 190 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:51,840 And we can create a bit of buzz online, maybe keep the venue a secret. 191 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:52,779 Ali's right. 192 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:53,900 The people want this, dude. 193 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,160 Come on, Curtis. 194 00:09:55,740 --> 00:09:57,060 Got to give it a go, haven't we? 195 00:09:57,420 --> 00:09:59,780 Well, take your time with that or you've got to go and tell Val no. 196 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:01,420 And that'll be very sad. 197 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:16,960 No, no, no DJ 198 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:30,040 Boog 199 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:35,420 up there drapes down the side Chill out room there 200 00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:38,640 mad fucking raving here 201 00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:41,770 But there is a problem. Why, what is it? 202 00:10:41,990 --> 00:10:43,690 I didn't create this magic on my own. 203 00:10:45,530 --> 00:10:49,670 And I can't do it again without my old mate Matty Ravenscroft. Or as everyone 204 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:52,030 else knew him, the Wizard of E. 205 00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:55,490 You couldn't have fucking realised this before now, no? 206 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,430 Matty was my maestro. 207 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:04,970 I was the orchestra creating the soundtrack, but he was down there on the 208 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:06,870 floor. You know, like a fucking oracle. 209 00:11:07,070 --> 00:11:08,070 He had this... 210 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:12,820 Goatee, right? Sunglasses, pillbox hat, Aladdin slippers turned up at the toes 211 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:15,960 and big back fucking silk trousers and a whistle round his neck. 212 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:20,620 Sounds like a dickhead. And he would blow that whistle like the Pied Piper of 213 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,740 acid. And how do you know we're going to find him in Hallmark? 214 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:23,839 Well, I don't. 215 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,440 But my old mate Kenny Rogers... Don't take the pitch! 216 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:29,200 You guys don't know who Kenny Rogers is, do you? No, we don't know who Kenny 217 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,720 Rogers is. Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. You know Dolly Parton, don't 218 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,380 Yeah, we know who Dolly Parton is. 219 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,680 My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet. 220 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:39,770 It made Jolene. Hey! 221 00:11:40,810 --> 00:11:41,810 Jolene! 222 00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:43,690 Finally! 223 00:11:43,890 --> 00:11:45,430 Anyway, Kenny Rogers, yeah? 224 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:48,390 Yeah. Well, anyway, he's got a stall on the market. 225 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:52,590 He sells old vinyl and band memorabilia and, you know, proper old school. 226 00:11:52,910 --> 00:11:56,470 He kept in touch with the gang. He even did a family tree of E. So if anyone 227 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:59,890 knows where Matty is, it's Kenny. 228 00:12:07,939 --> 00:12:08,899 Curtis Plum. 229 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:09,900 Fuck my bum. 230 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,020 Yeah. When did I last see you? 231 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:13,520 20 years, Ken. Got to be. 232 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:16,660 20 years? Yeah. Hey, where is it you had never sprayed down? 233 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,440 You know, I had an epiphany, brother. 234 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:22,280 Just wanted to, you know, change my life. 235 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:23,520 Come to us all, my chacho. 236 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,240 Right. Can't keep that life going forever. 237 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,960 Catch us up with you. Now then, old school ravers, how's it all going, the 238 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,340 reunion? I need a friend. 239 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,150 I'm Vin. This is the gang. 240 00:12:32,410 --> 00:12:35,650 Listen, we're putting on one of these bloody rare things you've told him. You 241 00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:38,450 must be looking for Matty Ravenscroft. Correct. 242 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:42,030 You know who he is? Mystery of Matty has become something of legend. 243 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,870 Some said he disappeared to Thailand and become a guru. 244 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:48,750 If you want to reach him, he was only accessible by river. Truth is sadly more 245 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:52,150 tragic. What a pill sent his mind west and he retreated. But word is for the 246 00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:54,210 time, he's living with his sister, Shih Tzu. 247 00:12:54,430 --> 00:12:55,810 So he lives with his sister and a dog? 248 00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:57,930 No, his sister's called Shih Tzu. 249 00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:01,830 Back then we knew two Sues, Good Sue and Shit Sue. 250 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,550 Lives on the Manandoof estate. 251 00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:08,970 Not sure what number. Oh, someone sent me a photo of her house on WhatsApp. 252 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,070 Trust me, you can't miss it. Oof. 253 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:17,630 Well, I thought the Toffs called us the Parasite Class. 254 00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:20,690 Yeah, they do. But the others call the Elite the Parasites because, you know, 255 00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:22,590 they steal the welcome par from the proletariat. 256 00:13:22,830 --> 00:13:24,650 Meek. I can fucking hear you. 257 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,430 Shall we go and see if this fucker knows where her bloody brother is? 258 00:13:32,849 --> 00:13:34,010 Sue. Curtis. 259 00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,250 Remember me? 260 00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:36,990 Curtis Plumb. Very same. 261 00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:38,290 Thought you had a breakdown. 262 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:40,550 I know these freaks. 263 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,190 They're my friends. 264 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:44,770 We're looking for Matty. Oh, I know. 265 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:47,050 Why would you be after my Matthew? 266 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:49,370 You know, just catch up old times. 267 00:13:50,050 --> 00:13:51,050 You see that? 268 00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:53,670 They've been spraying again. 269 00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:55,930 Come on. 270 00:13:56,330 --> 00:13:59,490 They release chemicals from the planes. It's to manipulate the weather. 271 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:00,790 Cloud feeding. 272 00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:02,450 Operation Cumulus. 273 00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:05,150 They want us to believe global warming's a thing. 274 00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:07,570 They want to keep us scared. 275 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:12,510 First it was terrorism, then Covid, and now it's the planet burning up. And it's 276 00:14:12,510 --> 00:14:13,510 all mapped out. It's amazing. 277 00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:15,690 It's a lot of stuff to map out. 278 00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:18,550 You know everything they tell you on the news is a lie. Because all of the 279 00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:21,910 secret media organisations are in the pockets of the government. And all of 280 00:14:21,910 --> 00:14:24,910 government are in the pockets of their secret leaders. And those secret leaders 281 00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:28,010 are secretly injecting themselves with the blood of young children to boost 282 00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:29,110 their energy, health and vitality. 283 00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:31,290 But ask yourselves this. 284 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:36,770 What do they do with the bodies of those children once they've soaked their 285 00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:40,670 blood? God, is it any wonder that there are so many kids going missing in this 286 00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:42,490 world and nobody is talking about it? 287 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:45,830 There's biscuits in the tin if anybody wants any. Sick. 288 00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:49,010 So, Matty, soon? 289 00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:50,830 Probably listening in to this. 290 00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:52,470 So we haven't got long. 291 00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:58,270 He was too radical, Curtis, because his brain was like a supercomputer and they 292 00:14:58,270 --> 00:14:59,530 didn't want him starting a revolution. 293 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:02,370 With the, um, the parathonic class? 294 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,489 Yes, exactly. 295 00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:04,490 Mm -hm. 296 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,950 We had people bugging the phones, you know, and then one day, boom! 297 00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:09,670 They disappeared. 298 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:13,220 Sorry, Susan, you don't have any jammy dodgers. There's some pink wafers in 299 00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:14,220 there. 300 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,320 Tell us what happened, love. 301 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:19,440 The state grabbed him, and God knows what they've done to him. The twisted 302 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:23,440 bastards. They probably tortured him, removed his brain, as if they could 303 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,580 harness some of his genius. 304 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,980 Neither that, they've probably put him in one of their secret prisons for 305 00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:30,140 dissidents and radicals. 306 00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:31,740 Right. 307 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,520 Right. Right. 308 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,300 Well, go on, what do you think of that? 309 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:43,640 Me what? 310 00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:45,460 Maybe she's right, you know. 311 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:50,160 I mean, Matty was a radical in his way, you know. He did have the power to 312 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,180 inspire. He did make people think differently. 313 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,460 Yeah, but he wasn't snatched by the fucking state, though, was he? Bloody 314 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:57,460 man. It's madness. 315 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,560 It is. 316 00:15:58,780 --> 00:15:59,780 Psst. 317 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:02,580 Who does a pist? 318 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,120 Psst. 319 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,880 Are you looking for Uncle Matty? 320 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,640 Yeah. 321 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,120 Mum talks a load of crap. 322 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,320 He left because he couldn't stand her. 323 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,120 This is years back. 324 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:19,340 He met an old crush on Facebook, Angie Rose, and then went to go live with her 325 00:16:19,340 --> 00:16:20,340 in Goa. 326 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:21,460 Angie Rose? 327 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,340 Goa. That's in India, isn't it? 328 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,600 Last I heard. 329 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,120 Right. Cheers for that. 330 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,780 Angie Rose, do you know her? 331 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:30,540 Know her? 332 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:32,480 Oh, yeah. 333 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:33,920 I know her. 334 00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,830 Angie was my first love. 335 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,570 She was a female bouncer before it was fashionable. 336 00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:47,070 Strong she was. 337 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:49,110 She could really throw me around. 338 00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,150 She had strong thighs. 339 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:55,190 When she had me clamped between them, it was like entering a tunnel of bliss. 340 00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:58,370 All right, we're getting quite close to the line of too much information there. 341 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,390 No, seriously, she was gifted. 342 00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:03,090 Soft and sensual, but powerful. 343 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:04,890 And domineering. 344 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,190 And he's crossed it. 345 00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:11,050 Angie Rose, was it? She took some cash off a gangster, so she turned a blind 346 00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:14,290 to his boys selling drugs in the club where she worked. A few weeks later, 347 00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:19,510 another gang comes in asking the same thing. She tells them the score. They 348 00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:21,990 leave, extremely displeased. Why? What happened? 349 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:23,950 Well, it was just a normal Friday. 350 00:17:24,349 --> 00:17:27,510 Angie had been to the gym. She'd come to pick me up so we could drive home. 351 00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:31,890 So we're getting out of the car, and suddenly we hear the screech of tyres. 352 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:37,330 And there's a Ford Escort come shirking towards us. And then I see a gun coming 353 00:17:37,330 --> 00:17:38,330 out the window. 354 00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:41,690 Angie's like, we need to make a run for it. They're going to come back for us. 355 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,830 Never heard it. 356 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,370 Was she okay? 357 00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:50,470 She got it in the leg. 358 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,350 Hospital saved her, just. 359 00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:55,510 Thank God for that. 360 00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,250 That was the start of the end then, you know. 361 00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:01,330 This beautiful utopia had been turned into guns and gangs. 362 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,100 You know what? 363 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,560 This is not going to work out, all this. 364 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,120 What? 365 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:13,320 I'm going to bell up that val. I'm going to tell her. I'm just going to tell 366 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,580 her. But the curse, I think I found her. 367 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,760 I thought she got married last year. Look. 368 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,500 This is Angie, right? 369 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:21,340 So beautiful. 370 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:22,599 Hang on. 371 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,980 That's not Mattie. The groom. 372 00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:25,660 Who is that, then? I've no idea. 373 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,980 Oh, my God. 374 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,320 Ah. 375 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:31,620 The priest. 376 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,440 The priest is Mattie Ravenscroft. 377 00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:47,280 Can I help you? 378 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,060 I very much hope so. 379 00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:51,900 I am looking for a particular cheese. 380 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,080 Well, you've come to the right place. 381 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,260 Do you happen to have a panties gone? 382 00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:00,960 I'm afraid not, no. Shame. 383 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,220 What about a timber doodle? 384 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:06,920 Tickle more? 385 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,740 No. No, sorry. 386 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,320 Dirt lover? 387 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:14,320 No. How about a stinking bishop? 388 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,180 That, I think we do have, actually. 389 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,100 Just wait there, I'll go check. 390 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,460 Marvellous. Take your time, sweetheart. 391 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,960 It's for a very special friend. 392 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,880 A big cheese, you might say. 393 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:35,860 Honestly, you're such a fucking idiot. Why didn't you lock the van? 394 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:39,720 I did. You didn't fucking lock it. Oh, fuck off. If you hadn't have got drunk 395 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,780 with fucking Ashy in the first place. You're making that sound like an 396 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:44,220 accusation. That is wild. 397 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,960 All that shit was in their face. 398 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:49,880 Honestly, your negativity is really bumming me out right now. Can you stop? 399 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:50,239 you're ridiculous. 400 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,209 Fuck off. 401 00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:52,910 Oh, fucking perfect. 402 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:56,090 Just when you think the day couldn't get anywhere. 403 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:59,350 Is something wrong? Yeah, something's fucking wrong. 404 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:01,290 Perceptive, as ever. 405 00:20:01,590 --> 00:20:02,830 You have a new girlfriend, then? 406 00:20:05,010 --> 00:20:06,010 Yeah. 407 00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:08,130 Lesbians? 408 00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:10,450 Yeah. 409 00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:12,570 What? 410 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:19,310 No, it's just that... I don't get it with lesbians. I mean, it's like 411 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,570 vegetarians, isn't it? 412 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:26,780 Saying that they don't want meat and then stuffing fucking mung bean moussaka 413 00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:29,900 fucking beetroot bangers into themselves. 414 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,960 And all they should be doing is notching down on some proper meat. 415 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,280 What the fuck are you on about? 416 00:20:35,540 --> 00:20:39,700 They're just sapons. A bit of a contradiction, isn't it? Oh, my God. 417 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:40,700 wrong with you? 418 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:41,679 I don't mind. 419 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:47,180 I mean, it's the sight of two women getting it on together. Oh, my God. Oh, 420 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,180 fucking God. 421 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,580 It's a beautiful thing. He's not my own daughter. 422 00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:54,170 I don't know. I can't think about that now. There are other women, but not the 423 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:54,969 butch ones. 424 00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:56,550 Just nice ladies. 425 00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:59,750 Will you shut the fuck up? What the fuck are we going to do, Faye? We're fucking 426 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:02,610 homeless. I don't fucking know. Any bright ideas to bring to the table? 427 00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:04,150 What do you mean you're homeless? 428 00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:05,830 Our fucking van has been nicked. 429 00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:07,049 Everything's gone. 430 00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:08,050 Fuck. Oh. 431 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:10,990 Can we stay at mine? 432 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,770 Yours? 433 00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:14,910 What, at the farm? 434 00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:17,170 Oh, yeah, until you get yourself sorted. 435 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:20,000 You can show your intended way you grew up. 436 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,200 Be nice. 437 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,120 Same old shit all then. 438 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:53,960 Eh? 439 00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,240 This used to be her bedroom. 440 00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,580 Still got some of her old school books in there. 441 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:01,840 She was smart. 442 00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:05,600 Before she got involved with tow rags and no mark. 443 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:06,920 No offence. 444 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,280 Yeah, no, none taken. 445 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:15,080 Right, well, you know where everything is, more or less, so, er... Make 446 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,080 yourselves at home. 447 00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:23,130 And if you're going to have any rumpy pumper, keep the noise down. 448 00:22:23,650 --> 00:22:25,850 Hey, same goes for me if I bring back a lady friend. 449 00:22:26,330 --> 00:22:27,330 Lady friend? 450 00:22:27,570 --> 00:22:29,390 You know, fucking porno, whatever. 451 00:22:29,630 --> 00:22:30,870 You know what I'm saying. 452 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,150 I can't do it. 453 00:22:34,550 --> 00:22:35,550 Fuck me. 454 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:39,490 Fucking hell. 455 00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:44,310 I hated this place. 456 00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:48,750 Just thought the smell just brings it back, you know. 457 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:55,980 My mum, she had this, like, sadness hanging over her. 458 00:22:58,340 --> 00:23:01,100 Yeah, probably because she was married to him. 459 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,360 Yeah, probably. 460 00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:11,700 Look, get this through a few days, all right? 461 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,580 Until we find somewhere else. 462 00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:17,540 It does smell weird in here. 463 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:18,800 Yeah, I know. 464 00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:20,630 Smells really bad. 465 00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:24,610 Everything starts with an E. Despite being posted anonymously, we've managed 466 00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:26,150 trace the original IP address. 467 00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:28,930 You might be surprised who it belongs to. 468 00:23:31,630 --> 00:23:32,630 Hmm. 469 00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:35,810 What my daughter does is her business. 470 00:23:36,130 --> 00:23:41,970 And even if I knew anything about her activities or where she's living, which 471 00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:45,750 don't, I wouldn't fucking tell you two cunts. 472 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:48,710 You must be proud of how she's turned out, your Allerton. 473 00:23:49,310 --> 00:23:52,870 Hanging around with scum like Vinnie O 'Neill, getting involved with illegal 474 00:23:52,870 --> 00:23:55,190 activities. No, I'm not happy. 475 00:23:55,490 --> 00:23:57,590 But there's one way it could have been worse. 476 00:23:58,090 --> 00:24:00,590 She could have been a fucking piggy. 477 00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:02,270 Oink, oink. 478 00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:04,950 Now fuck off! 479 00:24:08,770 --> 00:24:13,670 I'm hearing on the grapevine that you had a little visit from Curtis Plumb, 480 00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:18,210 for reasons best known to himself, has been hanging out with these two losers. 481 00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:19,990 Who's told you that? 482 00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:29,010 Oops. It's only Tiffany's greatest. 483 00:24:29,490 --> 00:24:30,490 Deserves snapping. 484 00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:35,470 Well, hello. What's this section, Kenny? 485 00:24:36,070 --> 00:24:38,030 Rare and collectible. What about? 486 00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:40,810 Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. 487 00:24:41,510 --> 00:24:42,810 On pink vinyl. 488 00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:44,490 Breaking that would be a crime. 489 00:24:44,890 --> 00:24:45,890 Mirror noises. 490 00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:48,200 About an illegal rave, Ken. 491 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:52,400 Possibly Vincent O 'Neil and his gang of scrotty friends involved. 492 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:53,920 I'm not a grass, Mr Slater. 493 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,440 Oh, fuck me dickhole! Fine! 494 00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:16,460 Tell you what I fucking know. 495 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:22,480 So I did a facial recognition search and... Bingo. 496 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:23,820 Let's have a look. 497 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,320 Look at that bloody moustache. What's his name there? 498 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,840 He's changed it to Reverend Raptor. 499 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,400 He's at a church 40 miles away. 500 00:25:32,700 --> 00:25:36,180 Are you sure that's him, dude? Definitely him. Yeah, but he doesn't 501 00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:37,119 fucking he would. 502 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:37,999 It's him. 503 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,400 Mattie Ravenscroft. 504 00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:40,620 A priest. 505 00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:42,380 Fucking mind -blowing. Oof. 506 00:25:42,950 --> 00:25:43,950 I need a drink. 507 00:25:44,370 --> 00:25:46,830 Come on, Vin. For Val and Vern. We've got to make it happen. 508 00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:51,030 I know. We've just got to keep bloody preparations up, don't we? Fucking 509 00:25:51,790 --> 00:25:54,110 Generator. You know I was going to have that kind of shit. Fucking Chinese 510 00:25:54,110 --> 00:25:58,130 dance. No. I'm not going seeing that Chinese gun. Not for a minute. No, you 511 00:25:58,130 --> 00:25:59,069 can't say that. 512 00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:01,670 Wait till you see him. Hey, I'll tell you something else. You can take this 513 00:26:01,670 --> 00:26:04,690 fucker with you. Always gets lippy on the price. He'll screw us over. 514 00:26:04,950 --> 00:26:06,610 Fuck that. I'm not going with that fucking NPC. 515 00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:08,430 NPC? 516 00:26:08,590 --> 00:26:09,590 Yeah. 517 00:26:10,030 --> 00:26:12,490 Would an NPC do that? You fucking zoomer. 518 00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:15,190 I'm staying here. 519 00:26:21,570 --> 00:26:22,570 Yes? 520 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:28,489 It's us. 521 00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:30,210 It's the Chinese, Dan. Who's us? 522 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,670 The people that you can see. 523 00:26:32,910 --> 00:26:33,849 I know you. 524 00:26:33,850 --> 00:26:37,610 We're with Titan Security, so I'm going to need names. Titan Security on your 525 00:26:37,610 --> 00:26:38,810 warehouse that sells knock -off gear? 526 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,060 Don. Don Key. 527 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:42,940 Mick. 528 00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:44,160 That wasn't hard, was it? 529 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,080 Don Key? 530 00:26:52,340 --> 00:26:53,340 Yeah. 531 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,640 Fine. 532 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,820 Calvin says that you're in the market for a large generator. 533 00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:02,840 Yeah, biggest thing to lay your hands on. Oh, I'm getting my hands on a big 534 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,080 Now, why would you be wanting one of them? 535 00:27:05,370 --> 00:27:06,370 What business is that of yours? 536 00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:09,990 I'll tell you what business it is of mine, a person I've never met before in 537 00:27:09,990 --> 00:27:13,610 life. I don't let my stock leave here and be used for criminal enterprises. 538 00:27:13,950 --> 00:27:15,090 Look, it's for a huge rave night. 539 00:27:15,310 --> 00:27:19,310 Yeah, for a couple that fell in love, raving, and the bloke's dying. 540 00:27:19,610 --> 00:27:22,850 Oh, it's like a love request, like I should have said. 541 00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:24,230 I used to be a raver. 542 00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:26,050 What? When? 543 00:27:29,070 --> 00:27:30,070 Techno, techno, techno. 544 00:27:30,350 --> 00:27:31,510 Give it to me now. 545 00:27:31,970 --> 00:27:32,970 Techno. Techno, techno. 546 00:27:33,210 --> 00:27:34,550 Pump it, pump it, pump it. 547 00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:35,850 Techno, techno, techno. 548 00:27:36,090 --> 00:27:38,170 Pump me up, pump me up. Techno, techno. 549 00:27:41,650 --> 00:27:42,650 Good God. 550 00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:51,390 Yeah, so we need a generator and some lights and how much do you want for them 551 00:27:51,390 --> 00:27:52,930 speakers? They're good speakers, them. 552 00:27:53,650 --> 00:27:55,570 Shall we say three grand all in? 553 00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:59,330 Three grand? Fuck off. All right, two five, but that's me going out on a limb. 554 00:27:59,550 --> 00:28:00,690 Grand, final offer. 555 00:28:01,110 --> 00:28:02,110 Grand. 556 00:28:03,470 --> 00:28:05,510 Why don't you take this shirt too? 557 00:28:06,470 --> 00:28:07,470 Please stuff me back. 558 00:28:07,950 --> 00:28:11,070 You might as well have it. That's what you want. And I'll tell you what else 559 00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:13,250 can have as well. Why don't you have this lovely mess? 560 00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:15,090 Leave it on. Go on. 561 00:28:15,290 --> 00:28:17,390 That's what you're asking for. Everything I've got. 562 00:28:17,670 --> 00:28:20,670 JJ, just fucking pay him. His fucking belly button's about to swallow me. All 563 00:28:20,670 --> 00:28:21,209 right, listen. 564 00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:25,470 Generator, them lights over there, speakers, two grand, all right? Two 565 00:28:26,010 --> 00:28:29,850 Why don't you just take my fucking trousers? Take them, dickhead! 566 00:28:30,110 --> 00:28:33,310 From my legs! Take them, dickhead! 567 00:28:43,270 --> 00:28:44,270 Hello, 568 00:28:46,230 --> 00:28:47,230 gorgeous. 569 00:28:47,510 --> 00:28:49,950 Can you smell that? 570 00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:54,550 That is a Dorset Blue Vinny. Oh, it's a heart. 571 00:28:55,320 --> 00:29:00,440 Crumbly cheese with blue veins, which I thought was quite appropriate, given our 572 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,880 mutual friend, Vincent. 573 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,480 Now you listen here, Joey. 574 00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:09,280 If you don't play ball, it could be the last smell that you ever smell. 575 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:16,600 I do not take death threats lightly, nor do 576 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,480 I like suspicious summonings to car parks. 577 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,820 So here's my offer to you, right? 578 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:26,450 You either work with me, Or you work against me. Capisce? 579 00:29:28,670 --> 00:29:29,230 You 580 00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:39,050 run, 581 00:29:39,330 --> 00:29:43,930 run, run, little damey, to wherever of all you came from. Because when I find 582 00:29:43,930 --> 00:29:50,050 you, I'm going to turn you and everything you treasure into fucking 583 00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:25,290 You may have any of that. 584 00:30:26,050 --> 00:30:27,050 No, brother. 585 00:30:28,770 --> 00:30:29,770 Good. 586 00:30:36,850 --> 00:30:39,430 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 587 00:30:41,030 --> 00:30:42,490 I've taken a lot of drugs. 588 00:30:43,810 --> 00:30:45,310 I've had sex with a lot of women. 589 00:30:46,650 --> 00:30:48,330 I've not always been faithful. 590 00:30:50,330 --> 00:30:51,930 And I've encouraged people. 591 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,380 Not a path of hedonism and debauchery. 592 00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:04,480 But I did it all with the best human being I have ever known. 593 00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:07,580 Curtis. 594 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,720 Curtis Flom. 595 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,060 Matthew Ravenscroft. 596 00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:20,080 Oh, my God. 597 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,479 to the wizard. 598 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,660 Me and Angie were good together for a while in Goa. 599 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:44,240 We've travelled a bit, but we tried to keep up with the alternative lifestyle, 600 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,119 you know. 601 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:49,960 Plenty of skunk, plenty of uppers, downers, you name it. 602 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,680 But we weren't getting any younger. And the people we were partying with, they 603 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,880 ended up looking like our children. 604 00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:59,860 You know, things move on without you realising. 605 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:06,360 Eventually, me and Angie, we broke up. 606 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:11,980 It wasn't acrimonious, it had just run its course, but I was in this terrible 607 00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:12,980 place. 608 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,280 Bad come down. 609 00:32:17,140 --> 00:32:18,140 Paranoid. 610 00:32:19,180 --> 00:32:25,940 And I'm sat at the side of this dusty road, and this car pulls opposite, 611 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:31,180 stops outside this crappy store to get some drinks. The window's open. 612 00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:34,050 I heard the song. 613 00:32:34,930 --> 00:32:36,670 It's Save the Prayer by Jaron Jaron. 614 00:32:37,890 --> 00:32:38,890 Save the Prayer? 615 00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:43,610 Yeah, and it got me thinking about my dad and how religious he was and how I 616 00:32:43,610 --> 00:32:44,610 pushed all that aside. 617 00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:47,990 And then, like a rush. 618 00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:53,410 Like a kind of epiphany. 619 00:32:54,970 --> 00:32:55,970 Exactly. 620 00:32:56,450 --> 00:32:57,450 Yeah? 621 00:32:57,770 --> 00:32:58,770 It hit me. 622 00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:03,690 and I knew I had to give myself to God. 623 00:33:04,490 --> 00:33:11,170 Wow. And first word I saw after thinking this was raptor, which means soulful. 624 00:33:12,350 --> 00:33:13,690 That's why I changed my name. 625 00:33:15,650 --> 00:33:18,410 Mate, you had a rave in your surname. 626 00:33:19,710 --> 00:33:24,910 Listen, there's this couple, Fallon Vernon and... Vernon's dying. 627 00:33:26,330 --> 00:33:29,370 And they fell in love because of us back in the day. 628 00:33:29,930 --> 00:33:32,330 So I've agreed to put one last rave on for him. 629 00:33:33,030 --> 00:33:34,470 I want you by my side. 630 00:33:35,490 --> 00:33:39,690 I'm not the wizard anymore, Curtis. You are. Yes, you are. Because it's inside 631 00:33:39,690 --> 00:33:40,690 you. 632 00:33:42,370 --> 00:33:43,930 What we did weren't so different. 633 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:47,890 It was spiritual. We lifted him up. We showed him God. 634 00:33:48,370 --> 00:33:49,450 It was all chemicals. 635 00:33:50,890 --> 00:33:51,890 Inflated. 636 00:33:52,610 --> 00:33:54,750 Jesus turned water into wine, brother. 637 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:58,670 Just because you're older doesn't mean them feelings aren't real. 638 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,459 fell in love. 639 00:34:01,460 --> 00:34:05,220 They saw a different way of being and they may not stay with him. 640 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:23,040 Everyone, I want you to put your motherfucking hands together and 641 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:28,239 let me introduce you to a very, very special friend of mine. 642 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:34,580 Please welcome the within of me. 643 00:35:12,970 --> 00:35:13,970 Nobody move! 644 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,190 This is a raid. 645 00:35:15,410 --> 00:35:17,070 Stay exactly where you are. 646 00:35:17,350 --> 00:35:19,730 What the fuck do you lot want? You're fucking ruining it. 647 00:35:20,270 --> 00:35:24,010 This is illegal entry, and I have it on good authority that there's an 648 00:35:24,010 --> 00:35:28,230 unlicensed event taking place at this venue this very evening. 649 00:35:28,470 --> 00:35:29,470 Yeah, and where have you heard that? 650 00:35:29,590 --> 00:35:31,710 Oh, Kenny Rogers told me. Fucking Kenny Rogers. 651 00:35:31,950 --> 00:35:33,690 Wait till I see him. He's a gay team. 652 00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,250 Secure the building. 653 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:36,970 There'll be no rave happening here. 654 00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:38,570 Yeah, check it with you. 655 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,760 Hi, Shoes. 656 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:50,820 Hey, uh, wait till your bishop is about this. 657 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,240 I shall pray for you. 658 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,280 Mm, all right, Ali Bongo. 659 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,980 Off you fuck to your pantomime. 660 00:36:29,110 --> 00:36:33,130 When it's only a game. 661 00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:58,930 Getting harder these days When I feel 662 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,800 Because you're a grown woman. Fuck off! 663 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,380 Your mother, she had anxiety. 664 00:37:58,140 --> 00:37:59,140 Crippling anxiety. 665 00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:01,100 And paranoia. 666 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:04,060 Could barely get through the fucking day. 667 00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:05,280 You were little. 668 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,900 You didn't understand. 669 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,200 So, yeah, I drank. 670 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:15,280 And, yeah, I flirted with other women. 671 00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:17,580 Because... 672 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:23,560 Fucking being out there was fucking better than being in here with her. 673 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000 You had two kids. 674 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,740 Didn't we make you happy? 675 00:38:27,060 --> 00:38:28,060 Of course you did. 676 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:32,580 You know, I don't remember once you fucking reading me a bedtime story. 677 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,940 Not once you picking me up from school. 678 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:40,260 I don't have one single memory of you showing me that you loved me and that 679 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:44,360 wanted me and that you cared for me like her father should do to his fucking 680 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,560 daughter. That's not true. 681 00:38:47,690 --> 00:38:49,350 I've always been proud of you. 682 00:38:50,990 --> 00:38:55,290 I used to tell people down the pub how clever you were. 683 00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:58,230 I used to fucking have you on the tractor. 684 00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:01,130 So many. 685 00:39:02,070 --> 00:39:03,410 And you'd be giggling. 686 00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:08,050 But you forgot that because she poisoned you again. That's a load of fucking 687 00:39:08,050 --> 00:39:11,630 crap. It's bullshit. And do you know how I know that? Because I fucking wrote it 688 00:39:11,630 --> 00:39:13,190 down. I used to write stories. 689 00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:14,810 No, you did. 690 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:16,470 And there's one up there. 691 00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:21,120 The fucking lonely lion in that fucking dusty old fucking bedroom. 692 00:39:22,420 --> 00:39:24,040 And I got a fucking A star. 693 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,000 An A star on it. Do you know why it was so good? 694 00:39:27,420 --> 00:39:31,520 Because the lonely lion, who was fucking tougher than anyone else in the fucking 695 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,780 jungle, but broken inside, it was about me, wasn't it? 696 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,500 I wrote it about fucking me. 697 00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:43,300 I'm sorry. 698 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,540 I'm really sorry. 699 00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:50,640 I know I've never been any good at this. Go inside. 700 00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:53,400 Alison! No, I'm serious. Just fuck off. 701 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,620 You're too old for this shit. You'll catch your death. 702 00:39:58,540 --> 00:39:59,540 Alison! 703 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:08,480 Fucked is what we are. We've got no light. We've got no bloody generator. 704 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,480 got no fucking deck. 705 00:40:09,530 --> 00:40:12,330 Go on. This is fucking Carl's play, this, to a shagging thief. 706 00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:13,368 Fuck me. 707 00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:16,730 Are you sure that he shags dogs? You fucking poodles. He's bloody bummed. Why 708 00:40:16,730 --> 00:40:17,790 would you choose poodles? 709 00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:22,269 No, no. 710 00:40:22,270 --> 00:40:23,670 No, no, I wouldn't bum any dog. 711 00:40:24,330 --> 00:40:26,570 But if I did, it certainly wouldn't be a fucking poodle. 712 00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:28,330 They don't even have a nice face. 713 00:40:28,950 --> 00:40:30,410 Oh, my God. 714 00:40:30,690 --> 00:40:31,870 Well, which dog would you choose, then? 715 00:40:32,650 --> 00:40:35,910 I wouldn't bum any dog. No, if you had to. I wouldn't bum any dog. No, if you 716 00:40:35,910 --> 00:40:36,910 had to. 717 00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:38,339 Red Setter. 718 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:42,480 Straight in with Red Setter. Well, he's telling Fallon Vernon then. 719 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,680 I can't tell a dying man we've fucked up his love request. It's terrible. 720 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,320 You won't have to. 721 00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:53,060 Carl Slater might have the law on his side, but I have a much bigger man in my 722 00:40:53,060 --> 00:40:54,060 corner. 723 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,080 Those who stand firm during testing are blessed. 724 00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:02,840 Cops used to try and thwart us all the time back in the 80s, and when they did, 725 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:06,180 we had to find another way. 726 00:41:08,140 --> 00:41:09,820 Yeah. I know a venue. 727 00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,100 The rest is down to you guys. 728 00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:13,460 Hallelujah! 729 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,020 You're with it. Amen. 730 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:21,500 The aim of this government is to make everyone as miserable as possible. 731 00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:44,340 You're in the ask, aren't you? 732 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,620 And not in a good way. 733 00:41:50,940 --> 00:41:53,700 Well, that girl must have cracked then. People are coming in big numbers. 734 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,780 They're heading in the direction they've been told. 735 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:57,279 Ready, please? 736 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:58,600 Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. 737 00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,800 That's fucking sick. 738 00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,020 Come on. 739 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,020 Hey, how's it going? 740 00:42:06,260 --> 00:42:08,260 Yeah, good. You all right? Benny looks sick. 741 00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:10,300 I think it's almost ready. 742 00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:11,720 You can release the location. 743 00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:13,180 You sure? 744 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:51,860 Oh, poor man. 745 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:53,840 Poor big man. 746 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:26,240 Sorry to interrupt your home time, sir, but have you seen the email I've sent 747 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,420 you? Email? What email? 748 00:43:27,740 --> 00:43:29,160 Kenny Rogers sent his intel. 749 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,140 The rave's back on. 750 00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:32,980 What? 751 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,980 Fuck it. Are you in the bathroom? 752 00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:39,160 A devil of fucking pain! 753 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,680 I think we've been misinformed, sir. Oh, you fucking think? 754 00:44:31,580 --> 00:44:36,640 I'm going back to that twat Rogers and I'm going to smash every single piece of 755 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,380 vinyl that I can get my hands on. 756 00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:44,340 Hey. 757 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,260 I love you so much, son. 758 00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:52,660 I love you. 759 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:02,840 Papadium, Christopher. 760 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,660 I'm so fucking lonely. 761 00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:13,860 Come here. 762 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:18,220 You're not so bad, you sad old cunt. 763 00:45:19,180 --> 00:45:21,260 Is this because you're off your face? 764 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:23,880 No, it's because you're my dad. 765 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,820 I can get you a bloke who pretends to be dead. He's very cheap, very amenable. 766 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,140 No, somebody already dead. 767 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,400 Where's the body? 768 00:46:05,420 --> 00:46:06,920 Coroner's. Right, hold on to your hat. 769 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,540 We're going to have any chance of walking a dead body on a main street. 770 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:14,020 Halloween. 771 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,660 Right, let me get you. 772 00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:18,780 He's got the wrong fucking mummy. 773 00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:21,980 He's drunk driving with a stolen corpse. 774 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,240 Fuck off! 775 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,360 Any questions?